Who Am I?
I am under 45 years old.
I love the outdoors.
I am a Republican reformer.
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment.
I have many children.
I have a spot on the national ticket as Vice President with less than two years in the governor's office.
Have you ever heard of me before now?
I am Theodore Roosevelt.
Note: Porcupine only wishes this was original, but received it in a circulating email and decided it deserved some additional exposure - kudos to the author, whomever it may be.