I STAND FIRM FOR TRUE CONSERVATIVE PHILOSOPHY, AND AGAINST RAPSCALLIONS OF ALL POLITICAL STRIPES.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Hey, Guys, Can I Play Too? Huh?
Porcupine offers this photo as a write-your-own-caption exercise in the comments. The resemblance to the opening credits for Law & Order are apparent. As our own haplesss Sen. John Kerry looks on, victorious Senators, including Senate President 'Searchlight Harry' Reid stride the halls of power, leaving Sen. Kerry in a rather appropriate backwash.
But I digress - please, offer your own captions!
Part of the reason for offering a photo like this is Porcupine's new Tenant, New York Nitty Gritty, a photo blog which he as long been a fan of. Please, take the time to scroll down and check it out.
Location: Orleans, Cape Cod, Massachusetts, United States
Known as 'Peter Porcupine', I championed traditional rural England and its values against changes wrought by the Industrial Revolution. As the father of modern political commentary, I invented the attack ad...or pamphlet. In my 'Political Register', I was the first to pubish political debates to inform the public about the conduct of politicians. Fleeing England after accusing my Regiment of financial chicanery, I came to America in order to live and write in a free country, until I faced a jail sentence for my pamphlets. While in America, my 'Porcupine's Gazette' was the most widely read political commentary of my day. After returning to England, I served two years in Newgate for writing to protest flogging in the army, and returned to America again. Returning to England shortly before I died, I spent my last years as a Member of Parliament.