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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Aaarrrrgggghhhh! Coincidence? Methinks Not!

T’is I, Prickly Pete, here to tell ya that in addition to being Primary Day here in Massachusetts, it is a day of far greater import! It is INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

We see three fine Buccaneers – although the tall one sniffs he’s a Privateer – makin’ a dead set on the feisty wench who currently holds office – our own Navigatin’ Kerry Cooke. Yes, the Blackamoor, Cap’n Devvy Sharkbait, an’ the Hibernian, Guideon the Parrotless, and the tall Florentine, Slashin' Baird Dawkins are circlin’ round our lass.

Ne’er to worry – with the aid of our Cap'n, No-Eyes Ron, of the parfect pompadour an’ the touch of Meissen lace at his wrists, our fearless Navigatin’ Kerry will slash ‘em all – any of ‘em - come the winter seas.

The namin’ of our tribe was done with the help of the Pirate Name Generator, and the log page fer the day is HERE. It ain’t any accident, me hearties, tha the Good Ship Five Percent is so threatened on such a day, but Avast! We’ll bring her home sound yet!

More rum! An’ pass the Black Spot to the one as desairves it least!


Blogger bozette said...

thank you for renting to me this week.

11:08 PM  
Blogger The Hurricane said...

I'd have to argue that the "Good Ship Five Percent" is doing nothing but starving the state's schools of resources required to offer the next generations children the same opportunities that the Porcupines had as a youngin'.

Giving that money back to the taxpayers and calling it a surplus, after failing to do 1/2 of what the leadership claimed they would four years ago in order to get elected is typical of the Republicans. It would be like one of us having an extra thousand dollars at years end, after having never paid our mortgage or car payments....and then believing that it was free money with which to do as we please!

The type of nonsense that is burying our nation.

I expect better from someone as intelligent as yourself Porcupine.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Massachusetts Republican said...

Why bother having elections in this state any more? Just let the dems. choose our rulers. It will save tax payers alot of pieces of eight!

2:41 PM  

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